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What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.
Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
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best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said 🔥 🏃 ♂️ anyways you should really read it
Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable
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What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.
Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.
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Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.
I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.
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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
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You searched this because you're bored, obviously
This is the thing that shows up when you click the user button in the menu bar in the top right of the page.
Someone: I want to change my username
Someone: *Clicks on the user button*
Urban Dictionary: Click here to change your handle Claim definitions you wrote under a different email address See all of your definitions Sign out
Someone: *Clicks on "Click here to change your handle"*
Someone: There!
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