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named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"
"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."
"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."
"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"
"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
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The mother of Heath Ledger's love-child, Matilda. Talented actress, and a MILF.
Michelle Williams is one hot mamma.
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1. Hall of fame NFL Quaterback.
2. Ubiquitous black male from the hood.
3. A scary mother fucker running the block who you don't fuck with.
4. Anyone with this name from Washinton D.C. which means they will fuck you up and not give a shit.
5. Some straight Killah's from D.C.
"Ah shit Tyrone, where your Tim's at?"
"Damn that mother fucker Doug Williams took em."
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Hey, if William Hung can get a record deal...then anyone can! this proves that um hello record companies are dumb as crap for giving this guy a record deal..but then again hilary duff got a record deal 2..hum.. ya know my next thing i'm gonna do is..i'm gonna try out fo american idol sing worth crap and maybe wohoo i can get a record deal and get rich! although i dought that he sold many alright! weird..srry dis is off topic but y did hilary duff sell 3 million copies?! crazy as crap i say...........
"i'll buy barneys greatest hits before i buy this guys!!"
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1. Member of the band N.E.R.D.
2. A replacement term for For Real
3. An answer to any given question
1. "I am a fan of Pharrell Williams"
2. Tommy: This weed is the shit
Timmy: Pharrell Williams
3. Mrs K: Nice weather isn't it?
Timmy: Pharrell Williams
or
Mum: What would you like for dinner?
Timmy: Pharrell Williams
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The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
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Nasty fuck. A William will hug you and kiss everywhere on your body while sticking a dildo up his own ass. He’s a gentle giant. Usually likes slow sex and nuts in the first 30 seconds. His one night stands don’t even last as long as you would hope for. He’s a sly devil whose mainly attracted to feces or other men. He’s a devil.
Wow William you’re sick is hard.
I like a quick fuck William
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