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makes baby mix for the baby oven
lets make a baby with your baby mixer
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A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
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Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
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Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.
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"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."
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"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed
Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?
The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.
We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.