A us holiday on the 19th of april once every decade used to fuck your family friend or with you significant other watching or vice-versa
Person1: hey, your friend is coming over for National Cuckhold Day at 7:00, be ready when he does.
Person2: alright, ill be in the closet by then.
Canadian National is a railway that was founded in 1919. It began operations in June 6th, 1919. In 2019, CN revealed a lot of 100th Anniversary Heritage units! In 2020 CN revealed Fallen Flag heritage units.
Canadian national is a great railroad
When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.
Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.
Bring your stuff animal with you places. School, shops, bring that “stuffie 🥺” everywhere!!
“Oh it’s National Stuff Animal Day!”
“Seriously?”
“Yea”
This is the true day of national dab day.
You have to Dab 10 times behind a teachers back and if they see you you out.
Note: if they see you don't stop because if you do you will be cursed for the rest of your life.
I dabbed on my teacher without her seeing on National Dab Day.
Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day
Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day