A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.
Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.
When you are having sex but can’t get hard so you fake it
‘Dude yesterday I couldn’t get hard ‘
‘Ah you pulled a Tilly cock‘
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand
My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.
A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
When a man (or tansgender) has been holding in their load and has a good intent when releasing it
I got a cock full of sunshine, I got a pocket full of pussy. Woah! Woah!