Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.
Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .
When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.
I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!
When one regrets opening their mouth about something.
Then I shall shit my face.
Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis
Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately
An obviously insincere & exaggerated facial expression that usually resembles enthusiasm or surprise & is used to gain attention.
"Yo, Ray William Johnson always has a .com face."
When you open your mouth and close your eyes really hard
Jonny: What is it doing
Conner: A rape face