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Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023


Goonie-Face

A derogatory term but some people aspire to be them after seeing many cheesy old 60's films. It is used to describe people who have giant grins and a extrememly happy/weird face no matter the occasion.

They resemble Ron Howard, commonly known for his role on happy days.

Rich: Look at that man in that van
James: What a Goonie Face

Lee: Why don't we become hippys and enjoy life like lennon would
Peter: No, cus were not a Goonie-Face

Dad: Son, If you keep smiling like that You will become a Goonie Face
Son: Okie dokie, ill eat a lemon for the sourness and not smile

by Richard Balvackian May 15, 2008


face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb December 27, 2016


good ending (smile face)

a meme

a youtuber dies in bladeball. GOOD ENDING (SMILE FACE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA A HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAH AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAH

by AntiVenim Six February 5, 2024


Face Fence

1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting

2. Another term for braces or headgear

3. Football helmet

1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.

by Kermitt July 22, 2019


Irish face trap

When two bearded men Tangle beards.

Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap

I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.

by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020


straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016