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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.

Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"

by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016


Flappy head

A person addicted to the infamous mobile game "Flappy Bird".

Ole' boy over there is a full on flappy head, straight fiending for some bird through pipe action.

by Awol239 February 13, 2014


Viper head

head from viper

Person 1: damn that viper head is fire af
person 2: still hardtusck plat tho

by Viper head enjoyer September 12, 2022


Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head

aydens daddy, casses dyldo,

Man 1: Hey, you know Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head?
Ayden: yeah, he's my daddy

by finnywnnypoop May 27, 2022


head aches

pain

I hate head aches. ahh!

by guccidogbeds April 2, 2021


Devil Head

A blow job by a girl with sharp teeth, painful and awkward.

Bro, Keshia gives devil head. We don't hook up anymore.

by Rolt September 28, 2015


pebble head

Forum moderator who is overly sensitive to made up words from children's cartoons.

I can't believe the mod banned that word. What a pebble head.

by Babycakes1173 November 19, 2022