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you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day”
-goes to mirror-
Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
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A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
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Simply a song about food. You know I love food, food is my best friend
Food is my life, I am alive, I AM FREE, and I will never ever stop eating.
Person 1: "Bro you know I love food!"
Person 2: "Then shut up and listen to this song called "You know I Love Food"
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worst fucking insult ever, worse than ur granny tranny
frank: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
frank: ur granny tranny
*nothing happens *
andy: ur brother loves ur mother
*universe collapses, andy rises in heaven, frank gets raped by his brother AND his mom in hell*
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mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.
Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs
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Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”
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When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie
Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "
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