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July 6th is national pussy pic day but it hast to be with underwear on
Oh yeah today's national pussy pic with underwear on day
?"Really I'm gonna go ask for a pic
When you flick someone’s pussycat (meow)
Timmy is pussy flicking! My kitty doesn’t like it! She scratched him.
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1). A rather ridiculous name.
2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.
Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”
Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.
Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.
When you dont know if a girl has a dick or pussy
That girl probably has a schrödingers pussy.
When you rub the gum on a rolling paper to a wet pussy instead of licking it.
Fuck a spliff , smoke a pussy blunt.
When u rub the gum on a rolling paper to a wet pussy instead of licking it to make a blunt.
Fuck loosing your virginity , have u ever smoked a pussy blunt