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The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result
"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"
"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!
A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.
Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????
Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.
These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.
James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.
Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.
something your kid will do after he has done something wrong
Your smiley face give the lie away
The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.
Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.
Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face