Someone who is either constipated or angry
Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby
A half-white kids, usually become a cashcow for the sake of being white.
They destined to suffer than their peers as they will be one of the sandwich generation and have a dictated live as a result of overparenting
If you want to make kids as your Chanel baby, so you don't bother to prepare yourself (instead you treat your kids as your insurance, ATM, wallet, investment, and retirement plan), you better sterilize yourself and never think to have kids or adopting kids. You are such a toxic and racist parents
But if you have a chanel baby, remind this: Let children be a children, Let kids be a kids. Don't be a non-white Soccer Mom
The result of a conjugal visit.
How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?
Girl! This is a folsom baby.
A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!
Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad
A baby that has been born through a mans penis
Yeah my daughter ended up being a tube baby
A queer subculture: resissued candy kid aesthetic. 'people who never bathe but always talk about eating ass.' 90s hot topic. Dirty pacifiers and decapitated baby dolls.
'Hey look at that pleather baby with the chain. I bet they've got all the poppers.