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“Ew you got IVF?? Say no to GMO babies.”
“If she can’t get pregnant, will she have a GMO baby?”
Comfortable, at ease, Calming.
Jane is like a Baby Reindeer, when I'm around her I feel calm on my worries disappear.
An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.
I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.
It is now reffered to as New Zealand's national under-20 rugby union team. Named after the All Black team of 1986.
Bok - "Did you watch the Baby Blacks?"
Kiwi - "Shut up Mate, our All Black still the best"
Bok - "Pfft"
It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.
Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“
Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”
Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Someone who is either constipated or angry
Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby