When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.
Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.
Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity
Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
The action of a ball-sack 'clacking' on taint while in the doggy-style position.
Guy: "We gotta switch positions."
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "The Dogs are lopin!"
Woody the dog is the most amazing dog in the world, sadly he died but he is amazing
I wish i was woody the dog
Woody the dog is a dead legend
the best song from JATS trust me
Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
A player with multiple hoes nd doesn’t give a fuck
John-“Sarah’s a player “
Max-“Yeah she’s a dog”