NPC: "Hey! It's the 3rd of October (Ashton)! You know what that means?"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"
The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.
Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!
Today's the day boys. Today's Gender swap Day. On this day you're supposed to act like whatever type of girl you want to act as. examples include; Soft, Thot, Gold digger, Smart, Dirty, Naughty, etc. Choose whatever you want but beware. If you have any females in your Group chat and you do not participate, prepare for a very embarrassing dare of their choice. This day can also be referred to Hell day
Today is January 3rd the day where all males in the group chat must act as a women.
Dave: Hey Jerry, what women you acting as today?
Jerry: None I aint participating
Lexy: Oh your not know?
Real niggas day. A day where all dudes get chocolate and Xbox/ play station gift cards😙.
Her: happy real niggas day. January 3rd is the only day that is meant for u
Him: thanks 😊
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There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day
You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel
National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them
Hey it’s January 3rd I have to tell them I like them..