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a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
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A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.
Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*
No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?
Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.
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Penis Man
Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes
Here comes the penis man
Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes
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A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
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A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.
Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?
Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.
Female: Take me now!