Gleenis

A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.

Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...

Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!

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Gleenis Penis

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!