Dog Food

1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.

"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."

Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.

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Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.

Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!

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street food

Cheap ingredients but sold to you at expensive prices but given a fancy name to make it sound cool and therefore worth it.

hipster: just getting some street food from m&s
me: cock

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Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

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food orgy

A type of party which serve finger foods and the only rule is that you are not allowed to feed yourself. Often there is no flatware so you have to use your fingers.

I went to a food orgy at Pi Kappa Alpha and gained, like, 5 pounds.

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space food

That little packet of frozen ice cream that you can buy at places like Cosi...Yeah, the ones that cost about 9 dollars for a chunck

Little Tommy: "Does eating space food make me an astronaut?"
Me: SLAP,punch, drop kick out of window

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Smoking Food

When someone assumes someone else is chatting shit, full of shit and acting like a dickhead and its under the influence of drugs.

Man 1: Oi blud im gonna knock you the fuck out.

Man 2: Hah! Are you smoking food?

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