Random
Source Code
Random
An elite, private college preparatory school for boys in Washington, D.C. Its mascot is the bulldog and its team colors are blue and white. St. Albans has a reputation for being among the elite school in the nation for its college placement and tendency to produce politicians. A 2004 article in the Wall Street Journal found that among U.S. schools, St. Albans had the 11th-highest success rate in placing graduates at 10 selective universities. St. Albans graduates include Former Vice President Al Gore, Senator Evan Bayh, Senator Michael Bennett, Journalists David Ignatius and Ian Urbina, and Fox News host Brit Hume.
St. Albans is considered co-curricular and all boys are expected to participate in a sport. St. Albans competes in the Interstate Athletic Conference (IAC), a league of independent schools in the Washington, D.C. area. Other members of the league are Georgetown Preparatory School, Bullis School, Episcopal High School, Landon School, and St. Stephen's and St. Agnes School.
"St. Albans School sits atop Mount Saint Alban in Washington, DC. With their egos you'd presume they were on top of Everest."
"St. Albans is a snooty, elitist, inside-the-Beltway institution."
-Slate Magazine
110👍 76👎
This school holds the holiest and best amen out there. These boys are smart, athletic and kind. They will provide anything you need and help you with any task you have. These boys are wanted by every girl school, mostly Wolmers Girls and Alpha Academy. If you don’t have one yet, get your self a George’s man
I just met this St George’s College man, he is so handsome and kind
7👍 3👎
Only the best day of the year.
Except maybe christmas.
But it's darmn close.
'Dude, it's 23rd April. You know what that means.'
'What?'
'OHDEEAR. You best know what today is.'
'Na man, tell me.'
'Allow yourself. It's St Georges Day man. Oi I'm not even joking, that's bad you don't know. I'm English through and through.'
'Naa man, I did know... Course I did.'
'Whatev, you're just waste.'
7👍 2👎
The name that Homer changes Marge's name to on the Simpsons.
Modelled after famed porn queen Jasmine St. Clair.
Homer also entertains: Chesty LaRue, and Hootie McBoob as options to name marge
"Busty St. Clair is a very suitable porn name"
65👍 43👎
A school for posh twats who don't like trans people, and want to be 2nd place, and be a stone throw from a council estate.
Also good for transphobes, history benders, tories etc.
Based person: Hey what school do you go to?
Posh Twat: St. Columba's! Only the best!
Based person: fuck off u posh twat
1👍 4👎
The school where all the cool guys go. It is so much better than any other school.
St. Joe's Prep is a lot better than that faggot ass school lasalle
371👍 294👎