Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

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ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

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hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

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Stu

pertaining to or including overally strong character development, a lack of explosions and/or other action sequences and in general boring

Synonyms: Artsy-fartsy
Antynyms: Brickell

The pianist is such a stu movie

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whateverthefuckyouwant

Anything that may spark your interest enough to purchase or acquire it.

1. If you want to create a website you have to purchase a domain name , for example: www.whateverthefuckyouwant.com

2. Go to Target and get whateverthefuckyouwant for the house Lois, I don't care.

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kinezo

A greek term for an Asian man.

The kinezo at the grocery store sells cheap melons.

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Slayer 666

A guy that plays quake 3 arena. Really kewl guy. Rox on quake when he doesn't have dial-up connection. Never seen the guy but he's kewl as f*ck. "It" got cut off in NAM, but he's still kewl!

Slayer 666 ROX!!!

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