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A person you dated online in roblox.
Most likely dating your grandma.
You: Im breaking up with you
Roblox Girlfriend or boyfriend: NOOOO
You: Yeah lol you fucking wierd
*Then you hear your uncle crying down stairs"
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1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like
2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."
Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.
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also called a pseudo-girl/boy friend
a close friend of the opposite sex that you spend a lot of time with and talk to often much the same as you would with a girl/boyfriend, though they never will become your girl/boyfriend due to factors such as, but not limited to: age difference, the other person being in a relationship, the other person living too far away, fear of ruining the friendship etc.
You will often to "date-like" things with them, such as: go to dinner and a movie, take them to a party to introduce them to your friends, or have them meet your parents. though you will never do other "date-like" things, such as: hold hands while walking, get/give a kiss goodnight, have them to a big family function like Christmas dinner etc.
can be a cause of grief and jealousy if one of the friends is in a relationship and their girl/boyfriend feels threatened by the surrogate friend.
NOT to be mistaken for a friend with benefits, there are no sexual conotations on a surrogate friend.
Bob: i feel so bad for Tim, he really likes Sharon but she's been with her boyfriend for 8 months now, so Tim really has no chance
Bill: i know eh, they go to movies almost once a week, and Tim always pays. And they went on that camping trip on the long weekend. If someone didnt know better, they'd think Tim and Sharon were going out
Bob: Tim only wishes that was the case. Poor guy is hung up on her bad. Sharon is like his surrogate girlfriend
*having a surrogate girl/boyfriend sucks
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A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category
-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.
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women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie
kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
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A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.
The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.
She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.
They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.
Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.
This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:
Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."
Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
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A bf who is fucking irritating
My annoying boyfriend won't let me get a dildo!
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