banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.

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Banana Slices

a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.

Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"

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banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.

Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!

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banana pubes

the stringy bits on a banana

im not eating the banana pubes, get them off

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Sugar Banana

Dried ejaculate on an erection.

"My sugar banana itched all day."

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banana cigarette

1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.

2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)

Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.

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