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A man that is rarely ever found. A true phenomenon that all who know will be forever changed. He maintains his strict values when no ones watching. The world doesn’t deserve this man.
Person1: I wished the perfect man existed
Person2: oh silly you just need a Brian Geers
A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.
OH MY GOD!! It’s Brian Marroquin! Look at that amazing- *melts* *delicous matoes*
a defensive strategy implemented in NHL '10 that involves playing all players back in order to avoid a skunking (aka mercy).
Matt scored 3 goals in the first 30 seconds. Jared then employed the brian defense and lost the game 3-0.
He is just such a Chad Brian Davis. He can just rock up and talk to anyone, about anything!
Did you see ztuck and brian depaul taking yibs outside docs class.
A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.
He's gettin the pussy! Must be a Brian Jean
Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.