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11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.

oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!

by Gibby boy March 1, 2023


Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023


Moan a clock

When a gf/bf moans at any time of the day

Hey bobby whats wrong dude. Gf is on one again every minute today. Sounds like it's moan a clock man

by Hiarcs July 3, 2015


Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+

Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*

by BARBIE_800 April 28, 2024


Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020


against the clock

to do something quickly befor deadline

-dude, you look so tired!

-Last week i was working against the clock to make my report before an appointment time.

by Dino Griffin November 17, 2016


Clocking Out

exiting the penis out of the vagina after ejaculating in it.

"Now I am clocking out!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023