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An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
when your milly is sad you must say this
"your millys sad"
"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry
A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.
"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"
Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
The moment she went, I was about to SOPC - Sulking on the pillow crying