a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
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A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
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few have reached this level of doucheyness, one must hone their abilities for years to reach the zen-like state of hyper douche
-dude, jeff just fucked up my chances with colleen
-wow, hes a real hyper douche
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Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.
"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"
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A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.
Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.
That guy is a total douche cookie.
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The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'
Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"
*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
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the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.
Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette
Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master
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