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Traditionally a finger condom to used like a glove to protect a finger that has been cut;
Althought one can use it to protect the finger when finger banging.
When finger banging J wore a finger condom cause his girlfriend hasn't wash her cunt for a week.
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1)A synonm for the chocolate bar "Twix". The term comes from the products' "finger" styled form, and is often eaten as a quick snack, sometimes being substituted for an actual luncheon, hence the term "finger lunch".
2)A song by the evil metal band COOL
1) Person 1 : "Wow i'm hungary, but i lack the neccessary funds and time to indulge in a full meal"
Person 2 : "Power up with a finger lunch"
2) finger lunch (eeeuuuwwww) its finger lunch (oooouuuuwwww) its fingER lunch (eeeuuuuwwww) its finger lunch (DUN DUN DUN)
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When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard
Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"
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The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.
Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.
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Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:
This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out
S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons
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Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go somewhere the next day; and when you don't feel like getting laid for a month.
"I gave her the Rollie Fingers. She couldn't figure out why the Jehovah's Witness was looking at her sideways when she answered ther door the next morning."
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A anal stimulant, performed by a willing female at the exact moment of male ejaculation to invoke a involuntary spasm.
While receiving a blow-job the female pop's a finger into the males anus at the exact moment of ejaculation, causing shivers and an involuntary Boogaloo style dance... hence the statement the Boogaloo Finger.
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