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when you have sex will skydiving
Me and my girlfriend went skydiving so I decided to have Flying Sex with her and she agreed to it.
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When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted
Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider
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Police helicopter (n)
It's a bird, it's a plane...it's ghetto fly.
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Having Wi-Fi internet access while flying.
While heading on a plane to Chicago, Laura was able to tweet about being on a plane thanks to Wi-Fly.
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When you can rock out madras with anything else.
When you are the only one in the restaurant under the age of 40.
When your golf handicap is less than half your age.
When you scoff at the sight of abercrombie.
When you have more than four pairs of Jack Purcell's.
When you know what JP's are.
When you can play lax wearing Brooks Brothers.
That guy is so prepsta fly, he came home from college because he missed his country club.
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An extended meaning of ILY which is an internet abbreviation for I love you. I FLY means "I fucking love you."
Pit: I FLY BOO.
Jackiee: I FLY 2 BOO.
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