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1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively
Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.
1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.
2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.
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1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.
"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."
Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.
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The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.
Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!
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A type of party which serve finger foods and the only rule is that you are not allowed to feed yourself. Often there is no flatware so you have to use your fingers.
I went to a food orgy at Pi Kappa Alpha and gained, like, 5 pounds.
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After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.
Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?
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When someone assumes someone else is chatting shit, full of shit and acting like a dickhead and its under the influence of drugs.
Man 1: Oi blud im gonna knock you the fuck out.
Man 2: Hah! Are you smoking food?
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Cheap ingredients but sold to you at expensive prices but given a fancy name to make it sound cool and therefore worth it.
hipster: just getting some street food from m&s
me: cock
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