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A t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.
Said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.
I never got a concert tee after the Pearl Jam show because I knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big...all the time.
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1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.
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When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
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To live in someones head that can’t stop thinking about you.
This nigga Carson lives in Maxs head rent free
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when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.
if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!
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A sport where mad-men attempt death-defying stunts and Jackie-Chan esque acrobatic feats.
What, you really expect me to use Free Running in a sentence that isn't just saying the word randomly?
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