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A t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.
Said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.
I never got a concert tee after the Pearl Jam show because I knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big...all the time.
1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.
When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
To live in someones head that can’t stop thinking about you.
This nigga Carson lives in Maxs head rent free
when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.
if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!
A sport where mad-men attempt death-defying stunts and Jackie-Chan esque acrobatic feats.
What, you really expect me to use Free Running in a sentence that isn't just saying the word randomly?