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Really into post millennial gothic subculture. Spends most of her time on nu goth blogs on tumblr or learning new skills online. Likes all genres of music and is into dark poetry and gothic rap. Super confident in all aspects of her life physically mentally and spiritually. Loves to laugh most likely to grow up to be a psychologist, sexologist, doctor, lawyer or entrepreneur.
Please god let me be worthy of a Goth GF
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noun; a goth in a place where goths shouldn't be. comes from the term fish out of water.
"dude did you see that goth girl in american eagle?!?!"
"GOTH OUT OF WATER" :O!
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While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.
The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.
Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!
- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
“Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses”
A kid who thinks they are hard, do to the fact they shop at hot topic.
Wow!!! look at that hot topic goth, What a faggot ass mutha fucka!
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1. Another word for "Elder goth"
2. A high-ranking goth person who will be an incubus/succubus (Or gender changed from a male to a female, and therefore, just Succubus) in hell upon death, or will be a slave of the devil
1. Erik's dad is an elite goth demon
2. I have risen up the ranks of the goth world by doing absolutely nothing but living this painful existence, and I will be an elite goth demon, just you wait (Sure you will, definitely didn't make that up)
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Those dark, evil, vengeful teens who call themselves goths and whatnot. They tend to attack what they call "emo-goers" and "emo-teens." They wear the typical goth clothing and carry weapons at all times. Many have a fair arsenal at home that they keep in cas of an "Emo-attack." Sometimes they will provoke and taunt "emo-teens," then attack them. All in all, they aren't nice people when crossed by an Emo-teen.
"Hey man, let's get with the other Anti-Emo Goths and hunt down some of those pansy Emo-goers."
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