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Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020


Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.

I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.

by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 07, 2022


frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off

He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying

by ThatCrackerOverThere January 01, 2018


East Islip Handshake

A shot of jameson + a pint of Heineken. Homage to the Irish/Catholic roots of EI with the obvious touch of alcoholism.

Prime to be ordered at Fatty McGee’s.

(In honor of the Chicago handshake)

“Forget any of your worries from the work day and order an East Islip Handshake. Thank me later

by LFGM December 07, 2024


Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018


Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 06, 2023


Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021