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Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!
A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group
Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him
A homeless person capable of hustling other homeless for food, warmth, shelter etc.
Did you see the way that homeless guy took that guys sleeping bag? Such a power hobo.
Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.
The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.
A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.
Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!
When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo