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I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".

I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern
♫And here is my bowl.♫

by Telephony July 27, 2014

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I'm Doing Me

To be independent or do what you want to do. Not letting other people influence your decisions.

Just being the man.

Nah, I'm doing me.

by 30 Wrecker June 15, 2010

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I'm trying to study

A phrase u say to ur mom on the phone when ur not actually studying. Usually followed by "take ur time" cuz u wanna play as much as possible before ur mom comes home. and then u do everything last minute so ur mom doesn't punish u.

Mom: Are you studying?
Daughter/Son: I'm trying to study
Mom: Great *ends call*
Daughter/Son: ok I have 2 more hours to enjoy and my last 1 hour will consist of actual studying

by snacksaver123 April 27, 2020


I'm bout to cum

When somebody is about to cum/bust.

Guy: "I'm bout to cum.. Uohhhhhhhhh! OOoooouuh!!!"

by joeygotglow June 6, 2022

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i'm going feral

this is a generation z expresion , it's used when you feel sexual atraction and feel wild for a person or action .
It's usually used it on twitter and tiktok

i'm going feral about the new photo of louis tomlinson

THE WAY HE TOUCH HIS HANDS , I'M GOING FERAL

by goingferal July 19, 2022

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i'm the swan queen!

A statement of absolute power, usually uttered after you've just insulted someone else's lowly position. Used in the film Black Swan by Natalie Portman after her mother implies that she isn't ready to perform.

Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.

Friend 1: You're applying to Harvard? Are your SAT scores good enough for that?
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!

by the white swan December 26, 2011

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i'm dead inside

common phrase used by youth

i'm dead inside.

by The actual frick August 25, 2017

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