Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

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Irish Trash Can

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Curacao Blue
1 part Gin
1 part Rum
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Vodka
1 can Red Bull

This drink is green and tastes like candy. Very popular around St. Patrick's Day, but great for any occasion.

I had two Irish Trash Cans for St. Patrick's Day this year. They were sooooooooo fuckin good!

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Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

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Irish Toothache

When you eat something spicy, and the next time you poop, your butthole burns.

"I shouldn't have eaten that jalapeño burger last night! Now I've got an Irish toothache!"

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Irish Pedicure

To chunder on the feet of a bystander whom is barefoot or in any form of open footwear. Usually occurs without warning after prolonged alcohol consumption, particularly in warm climates.

Aw jaysis, O'Sullivan's given me an Irish Pedicure again!

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Irish Elbows

A person's elbows that are noticeably fat, round or uneven. They have Irish Elbows.

Dayum, Bob has some real Irish Elbows.

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Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing

Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye

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