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people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.
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The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
christmas eve
christmas
I had a pretty good Christmas Aft. I hit all the sales.
The inlaws went home on Christmas Aft.
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When you fill your ass with egg nog and give your partner a Christmas cocktail. Either filling a cup or shot glass will do, however I find going directly from the anus to the mouth is especially Christmasy.
Aw honey, you look a little down, can I give you a little Christmas Spirit?
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A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
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Celebrating the winter solstice, by burning the yuletide log then going out for chinese food and a movie.
Brighid and her daughter enjoyed a hippie christmas at the movies, while most people were at christmas church services.
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When you toilet paper someone's house on Christmas, they get a White Christmas.
I'm gonna give you a White Christmas... baby
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The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.
Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.
Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!
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