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Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.
Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!
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When someone see's you have snapchatted them then makes the mental choice not to open your snap
I knew she was on her phone but she didn't open my snap. She must be mental R-bombing me.
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Fat girl/chick mentality relates to a state of mind that a fat girl, no matter how skinny or fit or hot she may become later, cannot fully rid herself of the characteristics and outlook on life uniquely possessed by those chicks that are fat. This state of mind includes the need for unnecessary though drama calculatingly disseminated, loudly, to all 36 of their "best friends" in order to gain attention, perpetual and continual low self-esteem, spells of crying, self-centeredness with regard to their problems, and an emotionally fragile though hard-headed view of the world around them.
Homeboy, i banged this really hot chick last night, but as i was leaving her place i saw a picture of her from highschool where she weighed 300 lbs, which explains her need to call all 36 of her "best friends" at 1 am in order to ask for their advice on having me over. She clearly is maintaining the fat chick mentality.
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The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
Dude fuck it F.R.M!
I have the floating rock mentality
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an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
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a person who, when in an argument, must go out of his way to counteract every valid point the opposition has, usually based on absolutely nothing
you have a duck shoe mentality, thus you are a faggot
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An attractive girl who is incredibly cool and chill. You have a great time with them. This phenomenon is strange considering most hot girls are stuck up and annoying while most "fat" girls are nice and fun to hang out with.
Wow Betty is so hot and cool it's almost as if she has a fat chick mentality.
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