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Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

Dude fuck it F.R.M!
I have the floating rock mentality

by Floating Rock Mentality December 07, 2020


Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 17, 2009


duck shoe mentality

a person who, when in an argument, must go out of his way to counteract every valid point the opposition has, usually based on absolutely nothing

you have a duck shoe mentality, thus you are a faggot

by duck_shoe February 02, 2005


Fat Chick Mentality

An attractive girl who is incredibly cool and chill. You have a great time with them. This phenomenon is strange considering most hot girls are stuck up and annoying while most "fat" girls are nice and fun to hang out with.

Wow Betty is so hot and cool it's almost as if she has a fat chick mentality.

by stnzmn90 October 23, 2007


Black-Market Mentality

A state of mind induced by society standard, historical events & opinions, education, childhood, economic background, religion, race, geographic region and many other external variables flucuating greatly between individuals resulting in the individual, group or idea feeling inadequate, second rate, discriminated against, isolated or foreign and forced to hide, disguise or avoid entirely personal actions, customs, practices, ideology or philosophy pertaining to physical, emotional, spirtual, sexual or any other personal expression unique to the human mind and body.

The black-market mentality projected upon minorities, by public opinion, is one of the reasons we are noticing a regression in our society within these groups, for example, depression, drug abuse and HIV prevelance in the homosexual community, crime statisics of ethnic minorities or workplace discrimination against medical marijuana patients.

by MT_MAW June 27, 2010


mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 27, 2009


CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.

I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”

by Milfsvoid March 10, 2023