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Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.
"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"
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When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
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Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.
She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.
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Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.
When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.
In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.
While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.
Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).