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When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.
The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.
the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"
when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor
i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one
The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.
Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.
The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).
S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.
When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit
"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.