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Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.
Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?
ugh yea hes a total joey stoner
two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.
ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
“y’all are like stoner-mates”
two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.
ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
“y’all are like stoner-mates”
a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)
Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"
Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night
some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill