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A woman's vagina is often referred to as "the cookie" but I believe a woman's anatomy has many "cookies" or "sweet treats" if you will. When a woman says she’s got cookies burning, she means that her "cookies" or "sweet treats" burn with desire for the object of her affection.
That man has got my cookies burning! Someone get me a fire extinguisher!
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An old southern/mountain folk term used when someone is or needs to hurry and and do something.
You better burn a rag if you gonna make it to work on time
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The uncomfortable burning sensation you get after spending approximately 3 hours trying to shove your dick in a shampoo bottle. It usually leaves your dick looking rather like an eggplant.
The shampoo looked so enticing, but the bottle burn lasted 5 days.
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A circular burn mark made on cloth material from the accidental dropping of either a lit marijuana cigarette or just the burning end called the cherry.
I knocked the cherry off a fat joint yesterday and put a roach burn on my new members only jacket and on my car seat. Damn it!!!
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fed = largest bank in the world ( controls united states )
wow! I got a fed burn 17 times they jacked me up 5.25%. My arm went up soo much it got stuck in my friends behind.
Mr. burn man wants your money. " just keep on banking "
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The act of physically shoving your entire fist into someone with only hot sauce as lubrication
Amanda is walking funny today, I wonder if she might have had a burning quintero
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f-uhl brrr-un (v.) 1. complete, in the entirety, depletion of collected flammable, and in some cases, non-flammable material 2. An often reckless, and unmediated exclamation resulting in the cerebral infection of normally reasonable minds to go some degree of, usually full, retard. 3. A retort with no thought of restraint
Hillary: I hope we have enough firewood to make it through the winter. The baby is due soon and the farmers almanac says we are in for the worst spell of weather since the great storm of 1643
Scott: FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU BITCH, FULL BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: YA!!! FUCK YA!!! BURN IT ALL!! I'M GONNA JUMP IT!! DICKELL!!!
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