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When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.
Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.
Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.
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A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
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An object, made by putting a dime inside a completely unfolded $1 bill, and then making the $1 bill into a ring shape, imprisoning the dime.
I really like a dime'n ring, when it comes to spending.
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The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
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The best show on Disney Channel. Good now, but it was at its best when Demi Lovato was the lead girl. The only thing that is not great is that the episodes are only 5 minutes long.
It is also actually FUNNY, unlike JONAS, which is just stoopid.
Oh, and not a Jonas Brother is in sight during the entire show, only Tony Oller and Demi Lovato, teenagers who can actually sing.
"Did you see the last episode of JONAS last night?! Oh my god, I hate Chelsea Staub, she's taking my man!!!!"
"Heck no I didn't watch that stupid show. I only watched what came on after it."
"What kind of crap are you talking about?"
"As The Bell Rings, you stupid idiotic fangirl."
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Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.
Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.
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A peach flavored gummy candy coated with sugar in the shape of a life preserver. Able to be placed in orifices such as the vagina,asshole,or mouth. could be fit around the penis and used as a masturbatory aid.
Jenny-"Oh lets go to the store and buy some peach rings"
Timmy-"yeah we could either eat them or fuck them""
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