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When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.
"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."
"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"
To smell so good you turn yourself on.
Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.
When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.
Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble
Someone who can smell burnt toast is probably very horny
Damn babe I can smell some burnt toast~
Smelling Burnt Toast
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.
Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.