Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

Chair

Even more plug.

That outfit is so chair!

Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy