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Tim fatty Angerton is a holiday that was invented in 2000, it is celebrated on the 28th of December. what you do is you invite your friends and family you eat nothing but appetizers or finger foods your drink beer listen to music and play multiple types of games. no, not video games or anything on your phone/ electronics , you play card games and bored games, you can play what ever game you may want to play, to keep it exciting every year there is a different theme. depending on what your family and friends pick, depending on who went with the theme each and one of the gets to pick a game they desire to play. (themes are not always you can do it once in a while)!
Leo“Hey you going to Belle’s house for Tim fatty Angerton celebration this year?”
Michella“Of course i am man i’ve been waiting for this since Xmas!;)”
Belle“Hey by the way guys the theme is funny Xmas socks ;)”
A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
The name for the group of low-lifes, deadbeats, high school dropouts, druggies etc. that hang around Tim Horton's restaurants all day long!
AKA: T.H.C.
Person 1: "Look at those people sitting there"
Person 2: "Yeah they're the T.H.C."
Person 1: "What's T.H.C."
Person 2" "Tim Horton's Crew"
Person 1 & 2: "What Losers!"
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The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet)
Praise that man!
I might have mispelt his middle name, oh well.
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When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.
Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?
Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!
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To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.
"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."