Tebow

tee-boh verb -

1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing

2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)

1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."

2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"

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Tebow

ADJ. Used to describe a person who is honorable, respected, and/or amazing.

My mom is so Tebow.

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Tebow

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

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Tebow

pulling something off in spite of the disbelief of all those around you.

managing to pull something out of your ass that no one thought you could.

being awful at something for a majority of the time that you are doing it and then somehow pulling yourself together in the last moments to secure victory.

Joe your presentation was such a Tebow, somehow you pulled it together at the very end despite screwing up throughout it.

"How the hell did he win that game? "

"He's Tim Tebow coach"

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Tebow

A person who has lost functional use of their left arm.

I guess it could have been worse. He got the use back in his legs, but the accident still left him a Tebow.

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Tebow

The act of an athlete kneeling on his/her knee and praying during a game.

When I saw that Stanford kicker Tebow i knew he was gonna miss that kick.

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Tebow

Girl kneels blowing a guy with fingers up his rear while he says "Thank you Jesus." He then baptizes her in his angelic offering of life "seamen to the forehead."

This Sunday my girl gave me a Tebow while watching the game. It was a true blessing.

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