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A Queef of massive epic proportions
I heard a horse hiccup from your werepussy
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Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.
Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?
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A badly conceived accounting project based on half truths and over inflated promises of success, supported not with facts and due diligence but with overblown notions of self efficacy.
Wow did you see that new supposed huge refund project? They dont even have a permit yet, what a horse flop of a project!
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Tricking a woman into having sex with you by picking her up in a flash car and promising to go out after drinks.
"Joe used the horse hoax again, his such a misogynist"
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To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.
"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."
"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
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A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.
It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
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