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A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.
Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.
1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?
Fred: Cabelas, yours?
Shaun: Same
Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.
Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
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The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?
I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.
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when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle
man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...
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When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.
Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.
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